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The GOP obsession with my private parts is getting out of hand.  I’m just gonna post this without additional comments because I have NO WORDS!  These assholes are getting out of hand with their bullshit. ~ Kim

Newest GOP Attack on Women: Just Say No to Tampons

 

In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide.

Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible.

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina.

It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.

Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta.

Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective.

You know what GOP? How about you and I hold off on the tampon discussion until the next time you bleed out of YOUR vagina.

excuse me what

are they all high 

woah shit

Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended.

imagine a girl in a bus just stands there in a skirt and then suddenly she drowns the entire bus in her vagina blood

how about no

god didn’t want vehicles to exist

lets all come back to the prehistory will we

wait

the fuck are they even DOING anymore???????

is

is this legit????

i really hope it’s fake because if it’s not WOW DON’T WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE THE ECONOMY AND JOBS?????

GOP prohibiting the use of tampons?

i guess this is my cue to period all over their expensive suits

Are you actually fucking kidding me

I don’t even

Guys guys tampons are against God’s will

Guys guys America is totes a theocracy

Guys

GAAAAIIIIIZ

Please say this is not legit I mean what the fuck

WHAT A WOMAN PUTS UP HER VAGINA ISN’T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, FUCKWITS

WHAT A WOMAN PUTS UP HER VAGINA IS NOT A FUCKING GOVERNMENT MATTER

WHAT A WOMAN DOES WITH HER BODY IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

Excuse u GOP I would love to see you guys sit/stand around for seven days with a giant wad of diaper material wedged between your legs while you peripherally feel like you’re pissing yourself except it’s not pee it’s PERIOD BLOOD.

please tell me this is fake.

somebody.

anybody.

It’s literally a war on women.

What the fucking fuckity fuck fuck is this?