January 2011
My opinions on the cast of Jersey Shore
charlietherobot:
Mike: You do look like your 40 and you have more wrinkles than my grandma Ronnie: You’re just a dick douche bag who has absolutely nothing going for him. Your arms will probably explode within the next five years. JWOW: I love you <3 Snooki: Love you too <3 Sammi: Why are you such a fucking bitch all the damn time? Get off your fucking pedestal. Pauly: No hair gel, plz...
I'm eating crackers for the new years.
With nothing to drink…. Happy new years…
I hate when people post about being drunk
iamafuckingcat:
me too. if ur drunk, get off fb, and actually do something
or on tumblr talking about how drunk they are. But can type so perfectly. Bitch you a damn fronter get off of tumblr with yo wanna be drunk ass.
getting ready to livestream for the rest of the...
hboogie:
and if i get bored of coloring im jus gonna surf the web and play DJ.
I will make this live stream a night to remember.
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Im spending the new years with my friends.
On msn and Tumblr.
Cool Mr. Rogers: Religous →
coolmrrogers:
I remember my parents would always “pray” in the new year. They would go to some midnight revival and beseech the lawd to bless them for the new year.
I always hated it for the fact that soon as they were done summoning baby jesus into the room, they would instantly go to gossiping and talking…
LMAO!
this nigga had a dish rag hanging from his g...
I though it was a sock....
moral of the story..Don’t go to a male strip club when it just opened.
Coo Coo Juice is the doppleganger to the muscle...
when people criticize the music i listen to.
xbemylilfreak:
TUmblr was my whole year....
Buttah Love: New York Slang Pt 1 →
shyextrovert:
I was just gonna put words that maybe people don’t know already.. but then I was like screw it. Ima send this link to my family in the south who have no clue what we’re saying easy words and all:
Mad - Very, an excessive amount
Ex: “I’m mad tired yo” “There was mad…
I live in upstate new york….I know everthing…..
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December 2010
I told my mom to shuttup one time.
losenohope-gainnoworries:
lmfao, god. I got the asswhooping of MY LIFE that day. lmao, i thought i was grown, she sure showed me that i wasnt too grown for a beating. shitgotdamn. I will never forget that day. My mom wasn’t the one to beat me a lot, but when she did, she WENT ALL OUT. omfg, yo. Shit, those are some painful ass memories. gosh. gosh. gosh. I will never tell my mom to shuttup...
notanothersonglyric replied to your post:See his big ass wouldn’t have fitted cause they was floating on a damn plank. You see how big Plank is? He knew her fat ass was taking up too much space.
YOU WIN THIS ONE MILHOUSE.
See his big ass wouldn't have fitted cause they...
notanothersonglyric replied to your post: What does Plank got to do with this??!
THAT’S THE PIECE OF THING SHE WAS FLOATING ON OKAY
The awkward moment when your white friend tells...
fulltimedreamer0:
…and your just sitting there like
Knowing good and well if you said that to your mom you’d get one of these
Hell yeah.
What does Plank got to do with this??!
notanothersonglyric replied to your post:HIS ASS WAS FROZEN! I wouldn’t have let his ass on anyways plus he knew that if he got on they wouldn’t have made it far.
PLANK.
HIS ASS WAS FROZEN! I wouldn't have let his ass on...
notanothersonglyric replied to your post: HER ASS WAS WARM BITCH!
SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY COULDN’T SHARE THE FUCKING UHM, THE WOODEN THING? THE PLATFORM THING? THE PANEL THING? I FORGET WHAT ITS CALLED STARTS WITH AN F THOUGH. THEY COULDNT SHARE THAT?
HER ASS WAS WARM BITCH!
notanothersonglyric replied to your post:Alright. This Titanic shit. Lemme spoil yall asses..
ROSE DIDN’T DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA, EXPLAIN THAT ONE BITCH
Alright. This Titanic shit. Lemme spoil yall...
Jack was gonna die anyways of Hypothermia. His ass wasn’t gone make it on the fucking boat anyways. So…Just stop.
That awkward moment when you are watching your two...
My dad just went on a rant about how it's nice to...
fulltimedreamer0:
Man Rick Ross was fucking and eating the dead...
badgirlswearchanel replied to your post: ok….Kanye…Jay-z…Nicki…Rick Ross…
LOL. i liked rick ross’s part .. because he was just fuckin’ chilling with corpses in the background. creepy but epic.
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ok....Kanye...Jay-z...Nicki...Rick Ross...
The video was “Meh.” It could have been more blood and shit…It reminded me of Kanye’s Runaway Video. Kanye- The clips with your grill…Are you serious? Those grills look like 05’ shit They might not be fake but them shits were corny..Why didn’t you go out with the grills with fangs? that would have been better. Jay-z I didn’t really like your verse...
Sit here with a smirk on your face destroying...
But you wonder why you can’t keep a damn girlfriend. Why you don’t have friends.
You say that (s)he is a no body but who are you?
Took this girl 5 years to type 'hi'
But she only typed H. *SIGH*
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You're o so quick to give out advice, and telling...
but you can’t even keep your life in your own palms you let it slip away like grains of sand. You better hold your self together baby girl because there isn’t going to anything left of you. Just gonna be a lost cause being the ghost trying to tell people what to do when they just ignore you.